In Shock And Awe...of Myself

I haven’t posted any pearls of wisdom of late – infact I cheated by posting really old things I dug up from a really old source – but I dare say – I’m impressed…so much so that I want to run around waving my hands in the air screaming “I HAVE A FOLLOWER” at the top of my voice! It was quite a surprise logging in after so long and seeing a certain difference in my blogger front page …One Follower it said! WOW WOW WOW…this is better than Rahman winning an Oscar (which by the way I thought was highly over rated – shall blog about it later though)…Its shocking to see albeit a lil weird – the thought – that someone would actually want to be updated about the crap my 2x2 sq ft factory churns out at such an irregular basis (I’m assuming that’s how big my brain is – now will someone tell me how big a foot is?!?!)

Anywho’s I shall continue basking in the glory of my one follower – Dory the Fish – waaaay into the night (all hail technology – fishes have started blogging too – how cool is that!!! Ok that was a really bad joke but spare a thought for my current state of lunacy attributed to this honour)…inturn I’d like to honour Dory by giving him my special Pat on the Back Award of Excellence in Taste for Retardedness…I shall try not disappointing you – the next thing you know the lone follower runs the other way – also I hope that by following my blog you actually meant to follow it and it wasn’t some freak accident which occurred while you were trying to click send [because the send button just so happened to be right next to the follow button?!?!?]…if that’s what happened blame it on your Parkinsons stricken mouse and do nothing more (you can curse the mouse too if you like)…anyways I think I’m losing it – I shall go dig into a celebratory slice of umm chapatti now :-/ watch this space for more whacked out posts guaranteed to make you loose the few marbles you’ve treasured since you were 5!

P.s Dory I really liked your posts - I wanted to leave a comment but I wasn't able to...also I can't find the "Follow" button...It isnt next to the "send" button (quite a revelation that)  :-O